beat my caption up

You can try and beat my caption for the cartoon below over at Readers Digest this month in their caption comp. And if you do you win the actual real-life drawing (sans colour) that I did and £100! And a diamond as big as baby's head! And a lifetime's supply of helicopters! And a cuddle with a leper. 

Sneaky peaky poo

I've been and done and gone and drawn a cover for the Dandy for the return of everyone's favourite psychotic, time-travelling, mulleted, pants-donning wrestler, Nuke Noodle. Here's two tiny sections to get your mouth watering, or saliva-ing as would be more accurate.