Useleus approaches!

Imagine if you had written a four page comic strip about an ancient greek hero called Useleus and you got a talented bloke called Wilbur Dawbarn to draw it and then The Phoenix comic published it? You'd think you were as mad as a spoon in the fork compartment of the cutlery draw, wouldn't you? Well then, imagine what I must be feeling like, because that has actually happened to me!

Not really, of course, so please disregard the above text.

Or don't!

The Phoenix is available in Waitrose, comic shops like Gosh! on subscription from their website and when you summon the spirit of the forests by blowing on a conch shell and giving him a couple of quid.